Dr Horn knows best
- Julian Mince
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Piggy - are you really Dr Horn and all this Army Vital Cog stuff is just something to put us off your scent?
She should have stopped in 2004 Piggy - are you really Dr Horn and all this Army Vital Cog stuff is just something to put us off your scent?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
- Julian Mince
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Re: Dr Horn knows best
And if any of you thought I was going to suggest "Dr Horn" as a new band name, you're not wrong!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Dr Horn knows best
Dr Horn and the Plastic Faces?
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Oh Madge. What a state
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There's something wrong with the neck and shirt collar.
Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?
Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: Dr Horn knows best
Are you sure that's not Pete Burns?
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- Julian Mince
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I've seen pictures of her foo-foo but not her hoo-hah. The filthy swine!Claude Balls wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:32 pmTBF, if you're Madonna and you've brought out a book with pictures of your hoo-hah, there's not much point
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Every time we go down the foreign foodstuff's aisle in Tesco I point at this and snigger like a schoolboy. Don't 'alf annoy Foxie.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Has she had some work done?
It's hard to tell.
It's hard to tell.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.