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Dr Horn knows best

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Feb 07, 2023 7:53 pm

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She should have stopped in 2004 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... years.html

Piggy - are you really Dr Horn and all this Army Vital Cog stuff is just something to put us off your scent?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Feb 07, 2023 7:54 pm

And if any of you thought I was going to suggest "Dr Horn" as a new band name, you're not wrong!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Post by Lisa » Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:18 pm

Dr Horn and the Plastic Faces?

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by Mo » Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:21 pm

Oh Madge. What a state

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by mis » Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:29 pm

There's something wrong with the neck and shirt collar.

Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:31 pm

Are you sure that's not Pete Burns?

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:32 pm

mis wrote:
Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:29 pm
Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?
TBF, if you're Madonna and you've brought out a book with pictures of your hoo-hah, there's not much point

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Feb 08, 2023 2:12 pm

Claude Balls wrote:
Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:32 pm
mis wrote:
Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:29 pm
Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?
TBF, if you're Madonna and you've brought out a book with pictures of your hoo-hah, there's not much point
I've seen pictures of her foo-foo but not her hoo-hah. The filthy swine!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:21 pm

Every time we go down the foreign foodstuff's aisle in Tesco I point at this and snigger like a schoolboy. Don't 'alf annoy Foxie.

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Re: Dr Horn knows best

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Feb 08, 2023 4:15 pm

Has she had some work done?
It's hard to tell.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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