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Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Poodlepan » Thu Oct 17, 2024 4:06 am

Have a great day, hopefully I'll get there just before midnight! XX

I see you've lied about your age.
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by mis » Thu Oct 17, 2024 5:57 am

His age changes from year to year and not in the usual +1 way.

Many Happy Returns Piggy.

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I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Thu Oct 17, 2024 6:13 am

SBD
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Red Baron » Thu Oct 17, 2024 7:38 am

Happy birthday, young man!

I hope you have a lovely day.
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Sandra » Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:03 am

Happy Birthday Piggy. Have a lovely day. 🎂🥂🍾🎉

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Gaspode » Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:06 am

Happy Birthday Piggy....

You seem to get younger with each passing year.....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:18 am

Happy birthday you old sod - have a fantastic day!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Lisa » Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:24 am

Happy birthday! x

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Caroline » Thu Oct 17, 2024 10:46 am

Happy birthday Piggy, have a great day!

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Oct 17, 2024 12:40 pm

Thank you kind people.
I had a phone call from Pood's aunt at six this morning, which was nice!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by SuzySu » Thu Oct 17, 2024 6:36 pm

Happy Birthday, hope you’ve had a nice day 🙂🎉🎊
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pm

Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:33 am

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"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Lisa » Fri Oct 18, 2024 9:38 am

Redpig59 wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pm
Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.
Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Oct 18, 2024 10:59 am

Lisa wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2024 9:38 am
Redpig59 wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pm
Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.
Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.
Well, he's not dead, which is a bonus.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Lisa » Fri Oct 18, 2024 12:07 pm

That's all you can hope for at the end of he evening, isn't it. That and a nice meal.

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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Fri Oct 18, 2024 1:04 pm

How to avoid sore ribs...

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by SuzySu » Sat Oct 19, 2024 9:52 am

Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2024 10:59 am
Lisa wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2024 9:38 am
Redpig59 wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pm
Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.
Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.
Well, he's not dead, which is a bonus.
OMG, glad he’s okay x
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy

Post by mis » Sat Oct 19, 2024 5:36 pm

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I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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