Happy Birthday Piggy

[Poodlepan]

Have a great day, hopefully I'll get there just before midnight! XX

I see you've lied about your age.

[mis]

His age changes from year to year and not in the usual +1 way.

Many Happy Returns Piggy.

[Phillip Phlopp]

SBD

[Red Baron]

Happy birthday, young man!

I hope you have a lovely day.

[Sandra]

Happy Birthday Piggy. Have a lovely day.

[Gaspode]

Happy Birthday Piggy....

You seem to get younger with each passing year.....

[Julian Mince]

Happy birthday you old sod - have a fantastic day!

[Lisa]

Happy birthday! x

[Caroline]

Happy birthday Piggy, have a great day!

[Redpig59]

Thank you kind people.
I had a phone call from Pood's aunt at six this morning, which was nice!

[SuzySu]

Happy Birthday, hope you’ve had a nice day

[Redpig59]

Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.

[Phillip Phlopp]

[Lisa]

Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.

Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.

[Redpig59]

Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.

Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.

Well, he's not dead, which is a bonus.

[Lisa]

That's all you can hope for at the end of he evening, isn't it. That and a nice meal.

[Phillip Phlopp]

How to avoid sore ribs...

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.

[SuzySu]

Well that was evenftful.

I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.

Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.

A much more eventful evening.

Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.

Well, he's not dead, which is a bonus.

OMG, glad he’s okay x

[mis]

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