The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

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The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:04 am

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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by mis » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:41 am

Who is it and what does it do?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:48 am

mis wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:41 am
 Who is it and what does it do?
It caterwauls I believe.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Claude Balls » Mon Feb 06, 2023 8:33 am

Good to see Bobby Gillespie and Terence Trent Darby as his backing singers though
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:24 am

Attention-seeking child.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Mo » Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:21 am

Is they? They certainly looks like they is bellends.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Claude Balls » Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:41 am

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:24 am
 Attention-seeking child.
Bit harsh - I only made a comment
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 12:11 pm

Claude Balls wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:41 am
Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:24 am
 Attention-seeking child.
Bit harsh - I only made a comment
Well, you did post the picture of you going out in your red outfit.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Lisa » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:15 pm

Claude Balls wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:41 am
Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:24 am
 Attention-seeking child.
Bit harsh - I only made a comment
Piggy's got your number!
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:34 pm

No kidding, but I don't know who Sam Smith is.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:34 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:34 pm
 No kidding, but I don't know who Sam Smith is.
Get with it daddy-o
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Claude Balls » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:35 pm

Lisa wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:15 pm
Claude Balls wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:41 am
Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:24 am
 Attention-seeking child.
Bit harsh - I only made a comment
Piggy's got your number!
Infamy! Infamy!
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Claude Balls » Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:59 pm

I see our Sam has turned up at the Brits as a Rorschach test


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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Gaspode » Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:17 pm

Are they incontinence pants?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:18 pm

Women's breasts!
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Redpig59 » Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:19 pm

Gaspode wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:17 pm
 Are they incontinence pants?
Saddle up and ride your pony!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by mis » Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:31 pm

It makes you wonder whether evolution's having a laugh.

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I polished it up and I started to play it
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Lisa » Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:39 pm

This explains why Billy Connolly is trending on twitter. I was worried for a moment.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by mis » Sat Feb 11, 2023 9:12 pm

Looking like a balloon is dangerous these days. He could get a sidewinder up his backside.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread

Post by Gaspode » Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:44 pm

They may enjoy that tbh...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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