Thou shalt not taint Bohemian Rhapsody

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Julian Mince
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Thou shalt not taint Bohemian Rhapsody

Post by Julian Mince » Wed Oct 26, 2022 4:42 am

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Thou shalt not taint Bohemian Rhapsody

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:09 am

Scaramouch already.

I'm aware of the man, natch, but I have never heard any of his tunes.
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Re: Thou shalt not taint Bohemian Rhapsody

Post by Gaspode » Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:08 am

He's lost his billionaire status I see. How on earth is he going to cope with all those darling little children to support. I just hope there a food bank in his neighborhood...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Thou shalt not taint Bohemian Rhapsody

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:28 am

Steady on Gassy, he just needs to say sorry.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Thou shalt not taint Bohemian Rhapsody

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:01 pm

He needs to be in a rubber room somewhere.
What happened to all of the asylums where these people could be looked after and prevented from causing harm and distress?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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