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Lisa
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Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Lisa » Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:08 pm

Happy birthday, Mr J. x

And also to Mr Sandra, Baby Ben & Barack Obama.

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:35 pm

Happy birthday mate.
Soon be dead.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by mis » Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:55 pm

Happy Birthday!
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:44 pm

Happy birthday you old sod!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Poodlepan » Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:48 pm

Happy birthday Claude. X
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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Fri Aug 04, 2023 2:06 pm

Slap up curry tonight?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Gaspode » Fri Aug 04, 2023 3:23 pm

What's curry done to deserve a slap?

Happy birthday Claude and many more of 'em.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Red Baron » Fri Aug 04, 2023 3:36 pm

Happy Birthday, Claude.

Also Happy Birthday, Baby Ben...
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Aug 04, 2023 6:00 pm

Oh yes.
Happy birthday Baby Ben.
He has LOTS more to come (unlike Claude).
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by SuzySu » Fri Aug 04, 2023 6:37 pm

Happy Birthday Claude, hope you’re having a nice day 🎊🎉

Baby Ben in 23 today & I’ve not seen him yet, he was fast asleep when I went to work & he’s now out in Sheffield with Mackenzie & his friends, she organised a surprise for him & invited his friends 🙂
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World 🙂

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Re: Happy birthday Claude!

Post by Caroline » Fri Aug 04, 2023 7:07 pm

Happy birthday Claude hope it's been a good one!

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