Happy birthday Claude!
Happy birthday, Mr J. x
And also to Mr Sandra, Baby Ben & Barack Obama.
And also to Mr Sandra, Baby Ben & Barack Obama.
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy birthday mate.
Soon be dead.
Soon be dead.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy Birthday!
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy birthday you old sod!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy birthday Claude. X
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Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Slap up curry tonight?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
What's curry done to deserve a slap?
Happy birthday Claude and many more of 'em.
Happy birthday Claude and many more of 'em.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy Birthday, Claude.
Also Happy Birthday, Baby Ben...
Also Happy Birthday, Baby Ben...
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Oh yes.
Happy birthday Baby Ben.
He has LOTS more to come (unlike Claude).
Happy birthday Baby Ben.
He has LOTS more to come (unlike Claude).
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy Birthday Claude, hope you’re having a nice day
Baby Ben in 23 today & I’ve not seen him yet, he was fast asleep when I went to work & he’s now out in Sheffield with Mackenzie & his friends, she organised a surprise for him & invited his friends
Baby Ben in 23 today & I’ve not seen him yet, he was fast asleep when I went to work & he’s now out in Sheffield with Mackenzie & his friends, she organised a surprise for him & invited his friends
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
Re: Happy birthday Claude!
Happy birthday Claude hope it's been a good one!