A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

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A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 20, 2021 12:23 pm

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:36 pm

There was a lad in my school who could belch the opening bars of 'Smoke On The Water'. Truly epic.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:39 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:36 pm
There was a lad in my school who could belch the opening bars of 'Smoke On The Water'. Truly epic.
A real talent indeed. Upping the ante would be farting it, with the ever-present danger of the follow through....
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:45 pm

You can hit higher notes with farts, Cliff could really nail it on 'Devil Woman'.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:50 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:45 pm
You can hit higher notes with farts, Cliff could really nail it on 'Devil Woman'.
I can imagine him doing a squeaky one.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:56 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:50 pm
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:45 pm
You can hit higher notes with farts, Cliff could really nail it on 'Devil Woman'.
I can imagine him doing a squeaky one.
or a ten year old boy as they are sometimes called.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by mis » Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:17 pm

I thought he was dead.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.

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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:31 pm

mis wrote:
Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:17 pm
I thought he was dead.
The ten year old boy? Was it a snuff video?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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