A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
There was a lad in my school who could belch the opening bars of 'Smoke On The Water'. Truly epic.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
A real talent indeed. Upping the ante would be farting it, with the ever-present danger of the follow through....Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:36 pmThere was a lad in my school who could belch the opening bars of 'Smoke On The Water'. Truly epic.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
You can hit higher notes with farts, Cliff could really nail it on 'Devil Woman'.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
I can imagine him doing a squeaky one.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:45 pmYou can hit higher notes with farts, Cliff could really nail it on 'Devil Woman'.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
or a ten year old boy as they are sometimes called.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:50 pmI can imagine him doing a squeaky one.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:45 pmYou can hit higher notes with farts, Cliff could really nail it on 'Devil Woman'.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
I thought he was dead.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: A generous, or more accurately, thoughtful man this time!
The ten year old boy? Was it a snuff video?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.