Happy 6th birthday

[Phillip Phlopp]

Yes, after nearly four years gestation Baby Brexit was born six years ago today and I'm sure we will all raise a glass tonight to celebrate casting off Brussel's yoke of servitude and rejoice in our new trade freedoms. Apart from the ones negotiated by Labour as they're pants.

Rees-Mog said at the time of BB's birth we will not see the full benefits of Brexit for 50 years. Sadly, I won't see this Golden Dawn but it's reassuring that my grandchildren, who will be in their 70s by then, will applaud the work of their ancestors.

The Daily Express is being its usual curmudgeonly self... believe, you have to believe!