He? Oh dear - it's time for a course!
The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Is there no end to it being a bell end?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Not the most attractive of people.
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While I agree it's not a good look, not attractive at all, the MSM still clutch their pearls and faint at anything different.
You would think that they would be used to it after more than 50 years, though Bowie, Bolan etc did it with much more style.
You would think that they would be used to it after more than 50 years, though Bowie, Bolan etc did it with much more style.
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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His music's bloody dreadful as well..
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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To be honest, I wouldn't know any of his music.
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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Take my advice and keep it that way Red
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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I thought that his Bond theme wasn't too bad, as those go.
I think that we are witnessing a break-down.
I think that we are witnessing a break-down.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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His Bond theme?
Do you want me to book you a place on that course?
Do you want me to book you a place on that course?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Look.
He has a penis and his pelvic notch is narrow.
He has an X and Y chromosome.
He's a him.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Let's not forget not only is he a bell end he also has one.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Quite.
When archaeologists dig up a skeleton, we can immediately tell if it's male or female.
That's without pronouns.
When archaeologists dig up a skeleton, we can immediately tell if it's male or female.
That's without pronouns.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
He's a furious bell end: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ioned.html
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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If these so-called singers could actually sing they wouldn't need all the 'dancers' and special effects to distract from their lack of talent.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
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An excellent point mis. Music today really is shit isn't it. I blame the youth of today.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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If you were to plot the decline of British popular music the rot started when Thatcher became PM. Fact. End of.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Shirley the day the music died was February 3, 1959.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Claude Balls
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Bit of a kickback on Twitter, suggesting that sneering at current popstars from more mature members of the population has always been so, from Elvis & Jerry Lee through Bowie & T Rex and onto Madonna, Boy George & Harry Styles.
Might be some truth in that, even if Sam Smith is unquestionably a fud.
Might be some truth in that, even if Sam Smith is unquestionably a fud.
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Julian Mince
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Say what you like about Lady Gaga's bacon dress, it pales into insignificance compared to his outfit.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.