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I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 23, 2024 10:30 am

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Dec 23, 2024 1:20 pm

I have mentioned here before that I did so badly in my maths 'O' Level and then in a resit I was not allowed to take it again as I was pulling down the average results for the Technical High school I attended. Fast forward about 50 years I was helping my eldest granddaughter who was about 14 at the time with her algebra and trigonometry, two areas of maths that once totally baffled me back then but it was bloody obvious to me now when going through it with her.

Having said that, as a graphic designer I never had need for such knowledge log books nor quadratic bloody equations. There's also a slide rule up in the loft somewhere still in the case it came in. Every time we move I come across it and try to work out how it's used, fail, and it goes back in a box. That level of bafflement is also experienced when opening up the bonnet and looking at the engine therein.
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Gaspode » Mon Dec 23, 2024 1:58 pm

There's an engine under the bonnet! Who knew?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 23, 2024 2:06 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 1:20 pm
I have mentioned here before that I did so badly in my maths 'O' Level and then in a resit I was not allowed to take it again as I was pulling down the average results for the Technical High school I attended. Fast forward about 50 years I was helping my eldest granddaughter who was about 14 at the time with her algebra and trigonometry, two areas of maths that once totally baffled me back then but it was bloody obvious to me now when going through it with her.

Having said that, as a graphic designer I never had need for such knowledge log books nor quadratic bloody equations. There's also a slide rule up in the loft somewhere still in the case it came in. Every time we move I come across it and try to work out how it's used, fail, and it goes back in a box. That level of bafflement is also experienced when opening up the bonnet and looking at the engine therein.
I've just been helping a friend's 9 year old with Fractions. Took a while for it all to come back but like you, it makes much more sense now. I did Engineering Maths and I've used them ooooooh, not once since graduating! I've got a slide rule somewhere. I remember taking it into a maths exam because it was the only thing you were allowed to take in. Hadn't got a clue how to use it then, and even less of a clue now!
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Dec 23, 2024 2:14 pm

I've heard football commentators referring to a 'slide rule pass'. I can only imagine this means the player receiving the ball stands there and looks at it while wondering what to do next.
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 23, 2024 3:33 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 2:14 pm
I've heard football commentators referring to a 'slide rule pass'. I can only imagine this means the player receiving the ball stands there and looks at it while wondering what to do next.
Football commentators really are arses, aren't they.
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Gaspode » Mon Dec 23, 2024 3:33 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 2:14 pm
I've heard football commentators referring to a 'slide rule pass'. I can only imagine this means the player receiving the ball stands there and looks at it while wondering what to do next.
And that's Man U this season that is.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:13 pm

I was 50 before I finished my education.
It turned out that I loved learning, I just hated school.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:38 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:13 pm
I was 50 before I finished my education.
It turned out that I loved learning, I just hated school.
Learning is great, it's just all the "You! Yes! You behind the bike sheds! Stand still, laddie! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" stuff which is the issue.
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Redpig59 » Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:47 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:38 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:13 pm
I was 50 before I finished my education.
It turned out that I loved learning, I just hated school.
Learning is great, it's just all the "You! Yes! You behind the bike sheds! Stand still, laddie! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" stuff which is the issue.
Exactly.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Sandra » Mon Dec 23, 2024 7:56 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:38 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:13 pm
I was 50 before I finished my education.
It turned out that I loved learning, I just hated school.
Learning is great, it's just all the "You! Yes! You behind the bike sheds! Stand still, laddie! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" stuff which is the issue.
It's really, really not like that now.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:36 pm

Sandra wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2024 7:56 pm
It's really, really not like that now.
So... as a pupil, you don't get twatted on the back of a head with a ruler or a board rubber thrown at you any more?
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Sandra » Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:54 pm

As a TA, I've never seen any child belittled, shouted at, hit, or forced to eat anything they don't like.

I'd much rather be a child in school now than when I was there, apart from the fact we did a lot more ad hoc stuff, which they can't now.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Mon Dec 23, 2024 9:11 pm

I would hate to be at school now, what with social media and all that. School was bad enough being bullied whilst you were there, but it's 24x7 now. And I could not be a teacher - I take my hat off to them all.
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:09 pm

Tsk!
Woke nonsense.
A good thrashing is what they all need.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Dec 24, 2024 3:32 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:09 pm
Tsk!
Woke nonsense.
A good thrashing is what they all need.
It never did us any harm, did it?
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Dec 24, 2024 3:38 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 3:32 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:09 pm
Tsk!
Woke nonsense.
A good thrashing is what they all need.
It never did us any harm, did it?
Certainly not!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Dec 24, 2024 4:31 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 3:38 pm
Certainly not!
There were no snowflakes in our day, were there? Some poofters yes, but no snowflakes.
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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:29 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 4:31 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 3:38 pm
Certainly not!
There were no snowflakes in our day, were there? Some poofters yes, but no snowflakes.
You're not even ALLOWED to call them poofters now!!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: I wonder if this will backfire horribly?

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:48 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:29 pm

You're not even ALLOWED to call them poofters now!!
The world really has gone to hell in a handcart, hasn't it?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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