If you look carefully to the right...
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: If you look carefully to the right...
I... I kept trying to look to the right... but... but
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: If you look carefully to the right...
Have I ever mentioned the time that Sting trod on my hand?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: If you look carefully to the right...
Did you tell him " Don't Stand So Close to Me "?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: If you look carefully to the right...
You never told us about that Jules.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: If you look carefully to the right...
Well, I went to see him play at the Hammersmith Odeon in about 1987. I was right at the front and at the end when he came up to do the handshakes - you'll never believe this, but he stood on my hand!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: If you look carefully to the right...
What a bastard!Julian Mince wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:34 pmWell, I went to see him play at the Hammersmith Odeon in about 1987. I was right at the front and at the end when he came up to do the handshakes - you'll never believe this, but he stood on my hand!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.