Happy Birthday Piggy
I hope you have fun in your audit today! XX
- Julian Mince
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy birthday Piggy - make the most of the day, you'll soon be dead!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy birthday, young man.
I hope you have a fab day and the auditors bring you
I hope you have a fab day and the auditors bring you
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
- Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy birthday to the wisenessness of the wise.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy Birthday Piggy.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy birthday Piggy
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Thank you kind people.
This is probably the shittiest birthday ever.
I can't even drink tonight, as I need a clear head tomorrow.
Still...I'm not dead yet.
This is probably the shittiest birthday ever.
I can't even drink tonight, as I need a clear head tomorrow.
Still...I'm not dead yet.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
An audit on your birthday? Lucky old you! Happy birthday. x
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy birthday old man, that's one step closer......
So 34 then, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
So 34 then, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Happy Birthday lovely Piggy. You can celebrate at the weekend. xxx
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
I identify as 23.
Anybody says different is age-shaming, and committing a hate crime.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.