Happy birthday, Poods
Happy birthday! I hope you have a fab day and Piggy spoils you. 
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Happy birthday, Poods
To make your birthday even happier put your feet up and let Piggy exercise* Marzi.
* Hold on to Marzi's collar and let Piggy have two minutes to run and hide.
* Hold on to Marzi's collar and let Piggy have two minutes to run and hide.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Happy birthday! x
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
It's her birthday?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Many Happy Returns.
I hope Piggy can remember the combination for his wallet.
I hope Piggy can remember the combination for his wallet.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Happy Birthday, hope you have a lovely day 
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
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Julian Mince
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Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Happy birthday chuck! xx
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Happy birthday Poods, enjoy yourself!
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Happy Birthday Poods. 
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i hope that I don't lose my wallet before then.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
I thought you'd left it in sunny Wessex.
Happy birthday Poods.....
Happy birthday Poods.....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Why is 40 spelt 'forty' rather than 'fourty'? Just asking for the cake shop who want to ice a message on Pood's birthday cake.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
Off out for dinner soon.
I've said "I'm having salad with some lettuce on TAP, WATER you having?"
I don't think that she's taken the hint though.
I've said "I'm having salad with some lettuce on TAP, WATER you having?"
I don't think that she's taken the hint though.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy birthday, Poods
It didn't work.
Bugger.
Bugger.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.