
Happy Birthday Jules
Many happy returns


I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Happy birthday!!
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Happy birthday mate, soon be dead.
I hope that you get your bits fiddled with.
I hope that you get your bits fiddled with.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Happy Birthday lovey, I hope you’ve had a good day. xxx
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
A very happy birthday Saint Jules, I trust you had an agreeable day..
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Happy Birthday, Jules. I hope it's been a good day. x
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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Re: Happy Birthday Jules
FTFY
Happy Birthday matey,
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Thanks everyone - my dear wife remembered what it was to be a civilised human being yesterday. I wonder if normal service will be resumed today?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Sorry it's late mate. Happy Birthday you old bugger!
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Oi! Less of the old....Billy Bolleaux wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:00 amSorry it's late mate. Happy Birthday you old bugger!

I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Sorry I missed this, hope you had a nice day 

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Re: Happy Birthday Jules
Oops I missed it too, belated greetings!