Happy Birthday Phloppy

[Phillip Phlopp]

As my dear old mam used to say (pretty much every day) if you can wake up in the morning that's a bonus.

[Redpig59]

"Every day this side of the grass is a good one" as my old golf captain used to say.
He had lots of wise sayings.

"You won't be troubling the engraver" he would say to me if I hit a duff shot, and "Your coat's on a shoogelly nail"

[Phillip Phlopp]

I don't have any wise sayings to pass on to my grandchildren other than:
Never trust someone who writes in green ink*
Never trust someone with a goatee
Never trust someone who wears a paisley patterned cravat

* Apart from Sandra, natch

[Phillip Phlopp]