Happy Birthday Claude
I hope you have a lovely day.
Happy Birthday to Ben also and my grumpy OH who isn’t interested in birthdays.
Happy Birthday to Ben also and my grumpy OH who isn’t interested in birthdays.
- Julian Mince
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Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy birthday you old sod!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy Birthday!
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy birthday, Claude. Have a good day.
Happy birthday to Ben as well.
Happy birthday to Ben as well.
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
- Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Happy Birthday Claude
All these people having a birthday today, coincidence or what? The what bit is maybe the result of mum having a glass of wine too many at a Christmas party.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy Birthday Claude & Sandra's OH, hope you both have a lovely day
Ben is 21 today, he was born 2 weeks early, I've always blamed the Garlic Chilli Bread I'd eaten a couple of days earlier for his early arrival
Ben is 21 today, he was born 2 weeks early, I've always blamed the Garlic Chilli Bread I'd eaten a couple of days earlier for his early arrival
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy birthday Claude.
Hope you get YBFW.
Ben, you behave!
Hope you get YBFW.
Ben, you behave!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy Birthday Claude! X
Happy 21st to Ben.
Happy 21st to Ben.
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Wait, what? It's Claude's birthday?!
Happy birthday to Mr J, Ben and Mr Sandra. And to Barak Obama.
Happy birthday to Mr J, Ben and Mr Sandra. And to Barak Obama.
- Claude Balls
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Re: Happy Birthday Claude
And John "I'll take the top bunk" Wark
Thanks folks - all downhill from here
Thanks folks - all downhill from here
Re: Happy Birthday Claude
Happy birthday young man, have a wee swally for me....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.