Happy Birthday Piggy
Have a great day, hopefully I'll get there just before midnight! XX
I see you've lied about your age.
I see you've lied about your age.
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
His age changes from year to year and not in the usual +1 way.
Many Happy Returns Piggy.
Many Happy Returns Piggy.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
- Phillip Phlopp
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SBD
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Happy birthday, young man!
I hope you have a lovely day.
I hope you have a lovely day.
“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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Happy Birthday Piggy. Have a lovely day.
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Happy Birthday Piggy....
You seem to get younger with each passing year.....
You seem to get younger with each passing year.....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Happy birthday you old sod - have a fantastic day!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Happy birthday! x
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Happy birthday Piggy, have a great day!
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
Thank you kind people.
I had a phone call from Pood's aunt at six this morning, which was nice!
I had a phone call from Pood's aunt at six this morning, which was nice!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Happy Birthday, hope you’ve had a nice day
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
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Well that was evenftful.
I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.
Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.
Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.
A much more eventful evening.
I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.
Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.
Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.
A much more eventful evening.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
- Phillip Phlopp
- Posts:23673
- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:16 am
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Jeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pmWell that was evenftful.
I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.
Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.
Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.
A much more eventful evening.
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Well, he's not dead, which is a bonus.Lisa wrote: ↑Fri Oct 18, 2024 9:38 amJeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pmWell that was evenftful.
I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.
Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.
Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.
A much more eventful evening.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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That's all you can hope for at the end of he evening, isn't it. That and a nice meal.
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How to avoid sore ribs...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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OMG, glad he’s okay xRedpig59 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 18, 2024 10:59 amWell, he's not dead, which is a bonus.Lisa wrote: ↑Fri Oct 18, 2024 9:38 amJeez, I hope No 4's ribs are ok this morning.Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:22 pmWell that was evenftful.
I had my dinner (a large lasagne), when No1 phoned to say that they were taking me out to dinner.
Off we went to the Italian where I had duck tagliatelle, which was lovely.
Then No4 decided to choke on his steak, so I had to save his life using the Heimlich manoeuvre.
Then we had limoncello shots for my birthday.
A much more eventful evening.
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
Re: Happy Birthday Piggy
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.