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Piggy! Is this yours?
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
It looks like mine.
It looks delicious, and the personal touches added by Mo are heartwarming.
It looks delicious, and the personal touches added by Mo are heartwarming.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
Shouldn't that be toast, not buttered bread?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
Yes.
Yes it should.
Or even better, fried bread.
Yes it should.
Or even better, fried bread.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
Well spotted! Buttered bread? With a fry up? For Christ's sake, what were they thinking?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
Worserer than that!!1111!!! If you're going to have an artery blocking heart attack brekkie who would want brown bread with what looks like a scrape of <spit> margarine or low fat spread?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Julian Mince
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Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
I defy anyone to argue with the above!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:40 pmWorserer than that!!1111!!! If you're going to have an artery blocking heart attack brekkie who would want brown bread with what looks like a scrape of <spit> margarine or low fat spread?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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RockitRon
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Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
+1Julian Mince wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:06 pmI defy anyone to argue with the above!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:40 pmWorserer than that!!1111!!! If you're going to have an artery blocking heart attack brekkie who would want brown bread with what looks like a scrape of <spit> margarine or low fat spread?
On top of that, do away with that hash-brown stuff, and add at leat one more rasher of bacon and some black pudding.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
Black pudding is definitely missing. Well spotted!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Piggy! Is this yours?
Oh yes.
You have to have a piece of the old pig scab.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.