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Redpig59
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Oh dear
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by Redpig59 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:36 am
This will be bad news for somebody.
According to clever men (and of course women)from the British Nutrition Foundation. We are eating too much per portion of food.
Cheese for instance; we should only eat daily, a lump the size of two of your thumbs.
Meat should only be half the size of your hand, and spaghetti should be able to fit into a hole the size of a pound coin.
Good luck with that guys!
Thumbs
No wonder we're all fatA wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Poodlepan
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by Poodlepan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:55 am
Bollocks to that!
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by Undie » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:59 am
That's always been our problem, the food is healthy enough (for the most) it's the size of it on the plate
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by Redpig59 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:35 pm
I know somebody (let's call her PP to save any embarrassment) who will eat more than that in distraction cheese.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:40 pm
I now have a mental image of Piggy distracting Poods with cheese.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
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by Redpig59 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:43 pm
Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:40 pm
I now have a mental image of Piggy distracting Poods with cheese.
That's not an image, that happens.
If I'm cooking with cheese, I have to have lumps of it to distract her with, or we end up with meals like macaroni..., or nothing on toast.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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by Phillip Phlopp » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:51 pm
That's a rare Welsh rarebit.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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by Lisa » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:13 pm
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:35 pm
I know somebody (let's call her PP to save any embarrassment) who will eat more than that in distraction cheese.
<giggle>
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by Redpig59 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:25 pm
Poodlepan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:14 pm
Mmmmm, cheese!
Remember.
No more than two thumbs.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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mis
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by mis » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:11 pm
You can get special hands for portion control.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
