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This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:26 am
by Julian Mince
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:35 am
by Claude Balls
Speaking of arses, I had a rash on mines which looked exactly like a strawberry.
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:32 pm
by mis
That's a coincidence. The Sun has illustrated the article with pictures of strawberries and an arse.
Hanson must be on the way down. He used to be the Fail's etiquette 'expert'.
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:45 pm
by Redpig59
He used to be on Wrighty too.
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:10 pm
by Psmith
Odious Turd is a bit strong isn't it?He's only poncing about with strawberries.
It's not like he's on GB TV or anything..
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:51 pm
by Julian Mince
Psmith wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:10 pm
Odious Turd is a bit strong isn't it?He's only poncing about with strawberries.
It's not like he's on GB TV or anything..
Wanky turd?
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 11:07 pm
by Claude Balls
Odious Turd does sound very Dickensian though
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:04 am
by mis
I expect I'm misremembering, but wasn't Odious Turd one of the names Five Finger Death Punch considered when they first got together?
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:47 am
by Julian Mince
mis wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:04 am
I expect I'm misremembering, but wasn't Odious Turd one of the names Five Finger Death Punch considered when they first got together?
You're close Mis, very close. This is the first incarnation of 5FDP:
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:23 am
by Phillip Phlopp
Claude Balls wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:35 am
Speaking of arses, I had a rash on mines which looked exactly like a strawberry.
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
Yes, yes, yes, all very interesting but do you put the strawberry rash on the cream as they do in Devon or the cream on the strawberry rash as they do in Cornwall?
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:24 am
by Julian Mince
Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:23 am
Claude Balls wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:35 am
Speaking of arses, I had a rash on mines which looked exactly like a strawberry.
Fortunately, my GP gave me some cream for it
Yes, yes, yes, all very interesting but do you put the strawberry rash on the cream as they do in Devon or the cream on the strawberry rash as they do in Cornwall?
Now there's a conundrum if ever I saw one.
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:44 am
by Claude Balls
I'll thank you to leave my conundrum out of this!
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:46 am
by Julian Mince
Claude Balls wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:44 am
I'll thank you to leave my conundrum out of this!
You filthy swine!
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:50 pm
by Redpig59
"There's a Conundrum"
What a good name for a band!
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:57 pm
by Gaspode
Crucial conundrum is even better
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:57 am
by Julian Mince
Gaspode wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:57 pm
Crucial conundrum is even better
Hmmm... that has legs I think.
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 6:47 am
by Phillip Phlopp
If it's a thrash metal band you'd have to tweak the spelling: Könündrüm
Re: This man is an odious turd
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 7:41 am
by Julian Mince
Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Thu Jun 17, 2021 6:47 am
If it's a thrash metal band you'd have to tweak the spelling: Könündrüm
A good point, well made!