Free Gin
Unfortunately I can't stand the bloody stuff. Do we know anyone suitable?
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Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Free Gin
It's my drink of choice, no fancy brands, mind, Co-op's own brand is great along with Co-op's own brand slimline tonic (45p a bottle).
Never mind the quality, feel the width.
Never mind the quality, feel the width.
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Re: Free Gin
I have a candidate in mind, although they may take issue with their diversity policy:
There are plenty of vacancies though, with the company looking for two tasters from each of the following areas: London, the South East, the South West, the East of England, the Midlands, Yorkshire and the Humber, the North East and the North West.
There are plenty of vacancies though, with the company looking for two tasters from each of the following areas: London, the South East, the South West, the East of England, the Midlands, Yorkshire and the Humber, the North East and the North West.
Re: Free Gin
Do you think if I told them I was originally from the North East, I might be eligible?? Lisa's had it.
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They must think that Scottish people don't drink it, or are such uncouth drinkers they couldn't possibly judge a good gin.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Free Gin
Just add "will travel" to your CV.
They obviously think Scots just drink whisky and the odd bottle of Buckie...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Free Gin
We also make the most gin in the UK, Gassy!
My niece was born in Newcastle, would that qualify me?
My niece was born in Newcastle, would that qualify me?
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Re: Free Gin
I'd send the link to Mrs Mince. If she was nice.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Free Gin
I wouldn't.
You don't work her DRUNK and crabby!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Free Gin
Hormones and alcohol, what could possibly go wrong.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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It never caused me any problems in my spotty youth.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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It did me.
Getting drunk at the sniff of the barmaid's apron didn't help.
Getting drunk at the sniff of the barmaid's apron didn't help.
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Yes, and then wanting to fight everybody.
Why were we so aggressive then?
Was it the lead in the petrol?
Kids nowadays are much more calm and pleasant (on the whole).
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Are they?I do my best to avoid them 

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Re: Free Gin
Is "calm and pleasant" another way to say "idiotic"? My experience would support this.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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They're all smoking bloody weed which would pretty much have "warm and pleasant" and "idiotic" covered....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Free Gin
"Sponges". I forgot "Sponges". Why work for anything when Mummy or Step Dad can buy or do it for you.
Have I mentioned that I loathe and detest my step children?
Have I mentioned that I loathe and detest my step children?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Free Gin
Do you have any children from your own loins Jules?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: Free Gin
Sadly not Phloppy. I'm sure, and I'm sure that you're all sure too, that if I had, they would be things of wonder.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Free Gin
The world is indeed a poorer place. Cancer would have been cured and peace and prosperity assured.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain