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[Julian Mince]

The world is indeed a poorer place. Cancer would have been cured and peace and prosperity assured.

Indeed it would. An opportunity missed.

[Redpig59]

"Sponges". I forgot "Sponges". Why work for anything when Mummy or Step Dad can buy or do it for you.

Have I mentioned that I loathe and detest my step children?

You hide it well.
I'll give you that.

[Julian Mince]

You hide it well.
I'll give you that.

At least it turns out that I will not be suffering them all at the same time over Christmas, which is excellent news. I shall be enduring the youngest and her daughter just for Christmas Eve, then the Fuckwit (the eldest, who stayed here for three fucking months when lockdown started - his mummy couldn't possibly leave him to fend for himself on his own in London. Where he lives and works) will arrive and stay until the 27th, then Piss Bottle Boy and his daughter will arrive at some point on Christmas Eve for a duration of an undetermined nature. Fuckwit really gets on my tits. 30 years old but acts like a very immature 10 year old who is feeling particularly childish.

[Phillip Phlopp]

[Redpig59]

You hide it well.
I'll give you that.

At least it turns out that I will not be suffering them all at the same time over Christmas, which is excellent news. I shall be enduring the youngest and her daughter just for Christmas Eve, then the Fuckwit (the eldest, who stayed here for three fucking months when lockdown started - his mummy couldn't possibly leave him to fend for himself on his own in London. Where he lives and works) will arrive and stay until the 27th, then Piss Bottle Boy and his daughter will arrive at some point on Christmas Eve for a duration of an undetermined nature. Fuckwit really gets on my tits. 30 years old but acts like a very immature 10 year old who is feeling particularly childish.

That all sounds great!

Just like this I'll bet.

[Phillip Phlopp]

I never trust people who laugh and smile too much. They're hiding something.

[Sandra]

You do love the grandchildren though don't you Jules? I remember you being wrapped around their wee finger.

[Lisa]

"Piss-bottle boy" Ha! I'd forgotten about that.

[Julian Mince]

You do love the grandchildren though don't you Jules? I remember you being wrapped around their wee finger.

Oh yes the eldest granddaughter is still very special. Never really took much of a shine to the other one as we don't see her that much. She's also quite like her mother.

[Claude Balls]

"Piss-bottle boy" Ha! I'd forgotten about that.

One of the least successful spin-offs in the Marvel Comics Universe

[Gaspode]

That I'd pay money to see.

[Julian Mince]

That I'd pay money to see.

Trust me, you wouldn't. What do you do with several 2 litre bottles of age-unknown piss?

Even worse was finding one of these chemistry set things (arrowed) sitting on his book case. Filled with piss.

[Gaspode]

Is he allergic to toilets?

[Julian Mince]

Is he allergic to toilets?

Toilets, work, hygiene....

[Gaspode]

So he reached thirteen years old and kinda stopped.

[Julian Mince]

So he reached thirteen years old and kinda stopped.

I think you hit the nail on the head there.

[Red Baron]

Measuring cylinder, Jules.

A friend of mine had a step daughter who left used sanitary products lying around.

'Children' can be horrible and very manipulative.

[Gaspode]

Youngest son Daniel used to take food to his bedroom and then stash the used plates somewhere. I once found a discarded dish in his wardrobe with a very healthy culture of maggots in it.

[Julian Mince]

Measuring cylinder, Jules.

That's the bunny! You wouldn't think I did A Level Chemistry. Mind you it was getting on for 35 years ago!

[Phillip Phlopp]

When my bro's son moved out to live with his girlfriend him and his missus went into the landfill that used to be his bedroom and found underneath the bed <look away now if you're of a sensitive disposition> used condoms.