Good news everyone!
Aldi are doing Gourmet Beef and Haggis Burgers.
That will make up for last night's disappointment.
That will make up for last night's disappointment.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Probably not good enough for your posh new Aldi.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Oooh I like the sound of those. We have four Aldi's here I think.Hopefully one will have them.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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That sounds offal.
I loves offal, me. Only exception is tripe (don't be obvious).
Anyone ate brawn? Me mam did it once when I was a lad. I was quite surprised when I looked Ito a huge pot that steaming gently and a pig's head looked back up at me with a sad expression. Didn't stop me eating it mind, although me mam didn't really like it and we never had it again.
Oh, there's another bit of an animal I won't eat and that's ox tongue. I won't eat something that's been in an animal's mouth, give me an egg any time.*
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Funnily enough we were discussing this last weekend.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:59 pmThat sounds offal.
I loves offal, me. Only exception is tripe (don't be obvious).
Anyone ate brawn? Me mam did it once when I was a lad. I was quite surprised when I looked Ito a huge pot that steaming gently and a pig's head looked back up at me with a sad expression. Didn't stop me eating it mind, although me mam didn't really like it and we never had it again.
Oh, there's another bit of an animal I won't eat and that's ox tongue. I won't eat something that's been in an animal's mouth, give me an egg any time.*
* This joke was brought to you by the Great Compendium of Basil Brush's Boom Boom Humour © BBC Publications 1982
I'll eat any bit of the animal apart from the eyes.
I'm a bit wary of tripe because of the colour, but I would still eat it.
I think that if you have eaten a sausage in Britain, you have eaten every part of the animal.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Years ago the EU brought in quality standards for sausages where there had to be a minimum meat content for the product to be labeled a sausage.
The Sun.
Went.
Apeshit!
They ran a huge headline of 'SOS' and underneath in brackets '(Save Our Sausages)'. Apparently unelected bureaucrats in Brussels wanted to interfere with our Great British Breakfast Banger. It was then pointed out that, as you say, the GBBB contained mostly connective tissue, meat blasted from carcasses, lips and arseholes and bread.
They quietly dropped the campaign but the message has stuck and I reckon that was the genesis of resurrecting the EU once again interfering with the exports of our Great British Breakfast Banger to, er, Bangor NI.
You can see Richmond's sausages in the shops but branded Irish Recipe because (from memory) although they have the word sausage on the packaging because of the high lips and arseholes content they have the word sausage small..
The Sun.
Went.
Apeshit!
They ran a huge headline of 'SOS' and underneath in brackets '(Save Our Sausages)'. Apparently unelected bureaucrats in Brussels wanted to interfere with our Great British Breakfast Banger. It was then pointed out that, as you say, the GBBB contained mostly connective tissue, meat blasted from carcasses, lips and arseholes and bread.
They quietly dropped the campaign but the message has stuck and I reckon that was the genesis of resurrecting the EU once again interfering with the exports of our Great British Breakfast Banger to, er, Bangor NI.
You can see Richmond's sausages in the shops but branded Irish Recipe because (from memory) although they have the word sausage on the packaging because of the high lips and arseholes content they have the word sausage small..
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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I've always chuckled at the fact that ISC#3 will only eat Richmond sausages. If only knew they were high in arsehole content (much like ISC#1 and ISC#2) I'm sure she'd change her mind.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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She likes the the sphincter crunch, obv.
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Nothing wrong with a bit of eyelid, lips and anus.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Not having born when rationing was enforce I have never knowingly eaten or wanted to eat offal. I would rather eat a Linda McCartney burger than cow penis, sheep tonsils or the other weird crap that seems to make your mouths water.
Mind you some of the "meat" dished out by her majesty's armed forces was highly suspect (and probably highly radioactive come to think of it).
Mind you some of the "meat" dished out by her majesty's armed forces was highly suspect (and probably highly radioactive come to think of it).
"It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favourite species"
"Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"
"Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"
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You can wear offal as well.
This is a waterproof Eskimo coat made from seal intestines (the animal, not the singer. He IS going to survive).

This is a waterproof Eskimo coat made from seal intestines (the animal, not the singer. He IS going to survive).

A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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What a bostin weekend that was......
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Well those were a bit of a let-down.
I could barely taste the haggis, and if I hadn't known what they were, I would have thought that they were just a good, tender burger (which they were).
No good for a Scotsman, even one in the diaspora.
I could barely taste the haggis, and if I hadn't known what they were, I would have thought that they were just a good, tender burger (which they were).
No good for a Scotsman, even one in the diaspora.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Thank you Piggy - you have saved me a few quid there.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Yes.
A bit of a disappointment.
I have the urge for haggis now.
A bit of a disappointment.
I have the urge for haggis now.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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You Filthy Swine!
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.