Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- Julian Mince
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Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind
I liked those I think. Haven't had one for countless years mind!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
- Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Or it could be a marketing ploy to drum up OUTRAGE11!!! at it being discontinued. It worked for Heinz (?) salad cream which as any fule kno looks and tastes like the devil's own snot. They said it was being ditched and a social media storm ensued with Save Our Devil's Own Snot campaigns and it was reinstated.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind
NO!
I haven't had one since I left Scotland but...NO!!
I haven't had one since I left Scotland but...NO!!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Is Caramac the one that looks and tastes like solidified puke?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
- Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind
It is also so sweet that it makes one's toothypegs jump for safety,
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Something like gipsy tart filling but solid.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.