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You'll have had your tea?
- Julian Mince
- Posts:9805
- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: You'll have had your tea?
Call me tight, but isn't that a bit expensive?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: You'll have had your tea?
If you're getting 7 full bottles of wine it's cheap.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: You'll have had your tea?
I really doubt that it's seven bottles of wine.
At least with Scottish pies you are assured of the finest anus and eyelid meat.
At least with Scottish pies you are assured of the finest anus and eyelid meat.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
- Claude Balls
- Posts:4366
- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:34 pm
Re: You'll have had your tea?
Edinburgh folk, Edinburgh ways
- Phillip Phlopp
- Posts:24682
- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:16 am
Re: You'll have had your tea?
What happens in Edinburgh stays in Edinburgh.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: You'll have had your tea?
Everyone knows it's a pie and a pint. Edinburgh folk, sheesh!
Re: You'll have had your tea?
I do like pies
and I do like wine
Which do I like best? There's only one way to find out...
and I do like wine
Which do I like best? There's only one way to find out...