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The UK in its infinite wisdom and with finger tightly pressed on the pulse of transnational popular music has handed the mantle of our entry on to a YouTuber and experimental singer-songwriter called Look Mum No Computer.



https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... ision-2026

How does he get onto YouTube without a computer?

Good point, well made.

In fact that point you made will probably exceed Look Mum No Computer's haul at Eurovision.

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 17, 2026 10:53 am

Good point, well made.

In fact that point you made will probably exceed Look Mum No Computer's haul at Eurovision.

That riposte is as good as "I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you."

Once again Middle of the Road are overlooked.

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 17, 2026 12:00 pm

Once again Middle of the Road are overlooked.

They won't feel very chirpy chirpy cheep cheep about that, mark my words!

Rylan and Scott Mills have apparently been beside themselves and were the probable cause of the Beeb having to announce who they'd picked.

I suppose we have to reserve judgment until we hear it, but it doesn't bode well. I don't know about chirpy chirpy, but it had better be cheap.

All 35 songs, summarised in seventeen and a half minutes. Even that's too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jnR-m5u5yQ

I hope that you are all watching the semi finals.
Sweden was sparky.

I heard our entry on Sunday, and didn't realise what it was.

German?
For the British entry?

Was Brexit for nothing?

I quite liked it though.

Finland has Denise Van Outen playing the fiddle

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Tue May 12, 2026 7:50 pm

Finland has Denise Van Outen playing the fiddle

Fnaar, fnaaar!

Boy George singing for San Marino.
There's a shock.

I have a box under my bed reserved for the fucks I give about this event. It is empty.

Gaspode wrote: ↑

Tue May 12, 2026 9:08 pm

I have a box under my bed reserved for the fucks I give about this event. It is empty.

Oh, I know that you're joshing!
You will be in front of the telly in your feather boa waving your union flag on Saturday (or is it Friday?).

I've noticed that the theme this year seems to be scantily clad ladies.

Oh well, we don't have to worry about France.
What a load of shite!

Me 'n' Foxie used to look forward to Eurovision and watch it in a state pf post-modern irony. And pissed. We'd watch all the turns and then go to bed.

Tonight we approached the show in the usual manner and it was truly dreadful. And it got worserer. The UK entry was like something knocked out by a third division eastern European country, probably Ruritania. It was awful. We went to bed at this point.

The UK came last.

Odd that.