I'd agree with many of these, some I had never heard of but...
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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO WAS NUMBER TWO!
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Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
I'd go along with #2
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
I disagree with a lot of these.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Well you would, wouldn't you?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
There are some cracking tunes on that list! And they've forgotten to add Jennifer Rush The Power of Love.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Truly awful.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Sorry, it's my least favourite song of all time.
Mind you, I like Frankie Valli and Barry Manilow so what do I know!
Mind you, I like Frankie Valli and Barry Manilow so what do I know!
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I concur.
Is "Where Do You Go To My Lovely" on there?
I cba to look. Now that is truly dreadful
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Where's Come Dancing by the Kinks?
Worse than Crazy Frog.
Worse than Crazy Frog.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
May I give you 'I've never been to me' by Charlene. Please, take it?
Oh, I've been to Niece and the isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
Oh, I've been to Niece and the isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Ah, but like Seasons in the Sun, it's so awful that it's good.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Thu Feb 27, 2025 1:07 pmMay I give you 'I've never been to me' by Charlene. Please, take it?
Oh, I've been to Niece and the isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
Like Shaduppa Your Face by Joe Dolce.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Someone has probably put it on - just for fun, for a laugh, ha-ha-ha
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
You filthy swine!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Thu Feb 27, 2025 1:07 pmMay I give you 'I've never been to me' by Charlene. Please, take it?
Oh, I've been to Niece
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
The song which kept Vienna from reaching Number 1. It means nothing to MIdge Ure (your close personal friend from school) of course.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Hah! I didn't notice that... I cut and pasted the lyrics off a lyric site.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Feb 27, 2025 2:53 pmYou filthy swine!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Thu Feb 27, 2025 1:07 pmMay I give you 'I've never been to me' by Charlene. Please, take it?
Oh, I've been to Niece
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Is Mysterious Girl on there?
And I Just Called To Say I Love You?
Both as irritating as fuck
And I Just Called To Say I Love You?
Both as irritating as fuck
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
All Stevie Wonder songs.
I just can't warm to him.
I just can't warm to him.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Oh he's done some good ones. A lot of shit too mind you.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Ranking The Most Irritating Pop Songs in Music History
Now I love Stevie but that song so fucking twee and vomit inducing
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.