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"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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The youth of today....
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Do the producers of the TV broadcast pay the prettiest girls to sit on the shoulders of a bloke? Is it annoying to be standing behind said person?
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Apparently they sometimes get hit on the head by bottles of warm lager.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:56 amDo the producers of the TV broadcast pay the prettiest girls to sit on the shoulders of a bloke? Is it annoying to be standing behind said person?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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And no bloke wants to have a fat biffer on his shoulders, do they?Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:56 amDo the producers of the TV broadcast pay the prettiest girls to sit on the shoulders of a bloke? Is it annoying to be standing behind said person?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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BTW, I can't stand the man so I didn't watch it, but did they put out a language warning before he went on?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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I'm with you Jools, I'm not a fan of his music either. His he a of a potty mouth then?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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I never heard of the bloke until Piggy put up a link here a few weeks back.
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He should have stuck to playing Doctor Who.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Oh, it isn't him then? I thought he'd piled on the pounds a bit.
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He's an old school mate of Piggy's you know.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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He has Tourette's, well that's his excuse. Apparently he started a chant at one of his recent gigs which went something like this:
"What do we want?
A cure for Tourette's
When do we want it?
C**T!"
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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I think he is wonderful. He's honest, down to earth and completely overwhelmed with everything.
He doesn't pretend or think he is anything he isn't.
I love him.
That's the first time I've seen that. Truly lovely. and yes, I'd be really pissed off if I was behind a double person.
He doesn't pretend or think he is anything he isn't.
I love him.
That's the first time I've seen that. Truly lovely. and yes, I'd be really pissed off if I was behind a double person.
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All of this.Mo wrote: ↑Tue Jun 27, 2023 9:36 amI think he is wonderful. He's honest, down to earth and completely overwhelmed with everything.
He doesn't pretend or think he is anything he isn't.
I love him.
That's the first time I've seen that. Truly lovely. and yes, I'd be really pissed off if I was behind a double person.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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I’ve not heard many of his songs, Paul said he song ‘Pointless’ is how he feels about me, so I had to listen to that one, aw x. As for idiots sitting on shoulders, they piss me right off, it happened to Ben & Mackenzie a few weeks ago when they to see Artic Monkeys 

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It's the women who do it while wearing their incontinence pants that worry me.
Think of the poor bloke with the damp patch on his neck!
Think of the poor bloke with the damp patch on his neck!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Oh my god, that advert!
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Because the magic pants soak up all the pee! Urgh.