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Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:42 pm

Three men have been charged with plotting to sell the handwritten lyrics from the Eagles album Hotel California, knowing they had been stolen.

The lyrics and notes from the band's hit 1976 LP had belonged to musician Don Henley and are valued at more than $1m (£840,000).

Prosecutors said the men had lied to auction houses, potential buyers and police about the material's origins.

Glenn Horowitz, Craig Inciardi and Edward Kosinski deny the charges.

Mr Inciardi is an "employee with curator responsibilities" at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio, the museum told the AFP news agency. When asked by his employers for an explanation, Inciardi responded with "I can't tell you why".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-62140092
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Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:43 pm

I've got Avalon Sunset by Van Morrison - surely that fits the bill?
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He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 1:19 pm

I hope that they take it easy on them.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jul 13, 2022 1:37 pm

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 1:19 pm
 I hope that they take it easy on them.
I suspects the real culprits are Already Gone
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Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:03 pm

I'm surprised that the auction houses, potential buyers and police didn't see through those lyin' eyes.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:10 pm

Those desperado don't care about the police
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Post by Julian Mince » Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:13 pm

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:10 pm
 Those desperado don't care about the police
They just take it to the limit, don't they?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Post by Phillip Phlopp » Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:22 pm

Eric Morecambe reckoned Des O'Connor had a criminal record.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:04 pm

If they're looking for the loot, it will be in the city.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Post by Claude Balls » Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:20 pm

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:04 pm
 If they're looking for the loot, it will be in the city.
The heat is on, right enough
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:36 pm

They will probably blame some new kid in town.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Lisa » Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:00 pm

How Long will these Eagles puns go one for?
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:07 pm

I know.
It's all wasted time, isn't it?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Gaspode » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:13 pm

Can you all just take it easy..
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:14 pm

We will in the long run ("has this one been done?")
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Gaspode » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:27 pm

Anyone fancy a tequila sunrise?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:38 pm

Gaspode wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:27 pm
 Anyone fancy a tequila sunrise?
Ooh!
That's for those living life in the fast lane!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:30 am

Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:00 pm
 How Long will these Eagles puns go one for?
One Of These Nights they'll stop I'm sure
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Claude Balls » Thu Jul 14, 2022 7:38 am

Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:00 pm
 How Long will these Eagles puns go one for?
Once we've included every song on the Best of, my Love
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Re: Police are looking for someone with a criminal record

Post by Julian Mince » Thu Jul 14, 2022 7:48 am

Claude Balls wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 14, 2022 7:38 am
Lisa wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:00 pm
 How Long will these Eagles puns go one for?
Once we've included every song on the Best of, my Love
Oh Claude, that was On The Border of excellence!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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