https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ions-fail/
He could join Right Said Fred I suppose, so all is not lost.
Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
His mate Elton could give him some advice
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
Is that a euphemism for "one up the Gary"?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
Not really - simply that someone in the same business (this business we call "show") who has a fine head of his own hair could offer his tonsorial tips to the Robster
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
I really grasped the wrong end of the stick there, didn't I!Claude Balls wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:39 amNot really - simply that someone in the same business (this business we call "show") who has a fine head of his own hair could offer his tonsorial tips to the Robster
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
- Claude Balls
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
Now there's yer euphemism!
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Re: Slappy New Year to the Fat Dancer!
You filthy swine!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.