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Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:03 am
by Julian Mince
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/c ... vatorship/

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It's a shame about the tramp stamp though.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:13 am
by Redpig59
It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:28 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:13 am
It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.
That would be a very public spirited thing to do Piggy.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:37 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:28 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:13 am
It's a bit boyish for me.
I know somebody with a much nicer one.
I'll ask if I can get a picture this evening to show you.
It's a reasonable request.
That would be a very public spirited thing to do Piggy.
Don't mention it.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:42 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:37 pm
Don't mention it.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.
Don't try to fob us off with a picture of your bum though Piggy, I'm sure we'll be able to tell.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:50 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:42 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:37 pm
Don't mention it.
I'm sure that it won't be a problem.
Don't try to fob us off with a picture of your bum though Piggy, I'm sure we'll be able to tell.
Goodness no!
It does look a bit like Britney's though; but fatter, and saggier, and hairier.
So nothing like Britney's really.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:59 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
What about your 'He Who Dares Wins' tattoo across your bum?

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:59 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Oh bugger. Piggy's going to have to kill me now.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:06 pm
by Redpig59
Anybody who has to see my arse will welcome death.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:31 pm
by Julian Mince
I'm sure that it is a very wise arse.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:20 pm
by Redpig59
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Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:46 am
by Poodlepan
:D

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 12:58 pm
by Claude Balls
I'm sure you will all join me in wishing Birtney the very best with her impending nuptials.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58540571

And an interesting twist on the engagement ring photo op as well - she's one classy lady!

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:43 pm
by mis
Madge tries to compete and fails miserably.

Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:00 pm
by Julian Mince
Oh no, no, no and no again for good measure!

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:23 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Just as well Max Mosley has already died 'cos that look would have seen him off for sure.

Re: Hasn't Britney got a nice bum?

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:16 pm
by Redpig59
mis wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:43 pm
Madge tries to compete and fails miserably.

Have your eye-bleach and wire brushes ready.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-new ... ews-update
She isn't giving up is she?
Bless her.