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I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:04 pm
by Redpig59
Why was Sam Smith crying on the bathroom floor?
Was he out of toilet paper and realised too late?
Also, who tore his dress?
Perhaps that was why he was crying.
So many questions.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:14 pm
by Julian Mince
"He"? "His"?
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:15 pm
by Redpig59
Oops!
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:15 pm
Oops!
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
Fear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:21 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pm
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:15 pm
Oops!
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
Fear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
I think that you're right.
Once I've had some vigorous training, I will no longer believe that having a cock and no womb makes you a bloke.
I will be enlightened.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:44 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:21 pm
I think that you're right.
Once I've had some vigorous training, I will no longer believe that having a cock and no womb makes you a bloke.
I will be enlightened.
Calling you "Piggy The Enlightened" at this point will seem a fair thing to do.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:21 pm
by mis
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pm
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:15 pm
Oops!
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
Fear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
Isn't using the word "straight" a bit homophobic or transphobic or something?
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:22 pm
by Julian Mince
mis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:21 pm
Isn't using the word "straight" a bit homophobic or transphobic or something?
Oh no! I have been doing so well too recently. It's lucky that i know the Course Organiser well and have his number on speed dial.
Oh no! I said "his"!
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:37 pm
by Redpig59
and you're using punctuation which is racist apparently
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 2:15 pm
by Julian Mince
Thats a good point Piggy I must remember not to do that in future please pull me up if I make the same mistake again
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:03 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 2:15 pm
Thats a good point Piggy I must remember not to do that in future please pull me up if I make the same mistake again
I'm just glad that we have America to guide us in this strange new world
Here we see a racist boulder being removed
Racist boulder
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 3:23 pm
by Julian Mince
I feel much more woke now that has gone Thank you Piggy for bringing that to our attention
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:09 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
mis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:21 pm
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:18 pm
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:15 pm
Oops!
I thought that because he has a cock and no womb he was a bloke.
How very 1970s of me.
I can only apologise.
Fear not Piggy, many people these days have the same outdated attitude as you, i.e. if you have a cock and no womb, you're most likely male. I'm sure that a refresher course would get you back onto the straight and narrow in no time.
Isn't using the word "straight" a bit homophobic or transphobic or something?
And 'narrow' precludes those of more substantial girth and fattist.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:12 pm
by mis
The word "cockwomble" is doubleplusunwoke so Jules will have to give that up as well.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:01 pm
by Julian Mince
mis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:12 pm
The word "cockwomble" is doubleplusunwoke so Jules will have to give that up as well.
I am distraught!
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 8:20 am
by Phillip Phlopp
You must never dis a traught either.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 7:59 pm
by Gaspode
Racist boulder, bolder racist. Which is worst?
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:45 pm
by Redpig59
It could be Will Young actually.
I always get them mixed up for some reason.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:30 pm
by Gaspode
Easily done for some reason.
Re: I need to know!
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:39 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Gaspode wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 7:59 pm
Racist boulder, bolder racist. Which is worst?
Oooh, GET him, he's so bold isn't he Sandy?