a) Jack Whitehouse isn't funny
b) Who the hell are all these people?
The Brits
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The Brits
When this person came on,
I was unable to determine what sex it was. Even with a beard. Has it really come to this?
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: The Brits
Don't be square daddy-o, get hep to the beat man.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: The Brits
Didn't watch it. I hate awards shows of any description, all that gushing sycophantic back slapping bollox gets my goat.
Who's Jack Whitehouse?
Who's Jack Whitehouse?
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The Brits
A very unfunny typo. The alter-ego of Jack Whitehall, who is also a very unfunny type.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The Brits
Do you mean Jack Whitehall Jules?
Now he is an unfunny type.
Now he is an unfunny type.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: The Brits
Isn't that Beyonce?Julian Mince wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 7:12 amWhen this person came on,
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I was unable to determine what sex it was. Even with a beard. Has it really come to this?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The Brits
Oh of course it is - I must be blind! Thank you Piggy, you're so wise.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The Brits
Is this Olly Alexander "one of them" - you know, a friend of Dorothy's? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... n-Sin.html
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The Brits
I really doubt it.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 11:18 amIs this Olly Alexander "one of them" - you know, a friend of Dorothy's? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... n-Sin.html
I can't see Elton performing with a poof.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: The Brits
If I only who the fuck he is I'd gladly tell you but
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: The Brits
A curmudgeonly old git writes:
There weren't all these awards thingies when music was worth listening to.
There weren't all these awards thingies when music was worth listening to.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: The Brits
These awards shows are needed now, to enable the 'celebrities' to tell us how to save the Earth and who to vote for.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Claude Balls
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Re: The Brits
They will never surpass Jarvis invading the stage during Earth Song, and playing the bottom bongos
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Julian Mince
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Re: The Brits
"Well, hello...."Claude Balls wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 3:23 pmThey will never surpass Jarvis invading the stage during Earth Song, and playing the bottom bongos
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The Brits
"Oh God!"
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.