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The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:05 am
by Julian Mince
Ok, I'm not afraid to start this off:

Toyah & The Humans - These Boots Are Made For Walking.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:20 am
by Psmith
Yes,you've probably got the winner there.
Robert Fripp.What was he thinking?

I see they've done Heroes too.
It really must be love.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:12 am
by Gaspode
That's down to Toyah's usual standard, bloody awful..
This is such a huge area as there are so many shite cover versions out there. I'll have to have a think about it and pray none of them end as my earworm of the day..
This will probably involve an X Factor winner or other TV "personality"

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:21 am
by Psmith
In the olden days when the BBC would only play live music and not records,this bloke would murder the top twenty on a daily basis.
Emundo Ros

Light my fire

https://youtu.be/USh3DySAvmQ

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:26 am
by Julian Mince
Not sure whether this should be in the Worst... or Best.... thread to be honest:

Baby, BABY!

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:37 am
by Phillip Phlopp

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:49 am
by Julian Mince
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:37 am
Help!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-wjZvwG6t0
Even if you squint really hard, it's impossible to tell what that is meant to be.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:57 am
by Phillip Phlopp
I was badly traumatised by that record as a 12-year old. I have mentioned before that it was bought by my dad when he proudly brought home a coffin-sized stereogram on skinny legs because we didn't have any records in the house to play on it.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:21 am
by Phillip Phlopp
There were many, many covers made by this man who took self-parody and post-modern irony to infinity and beyond...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hTtsqiFCc

This is by no means his worsetest.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:53 am
by Julian Mince
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:21 am
There were many, many covers made by this man who took self-parody and post-modern irony to infinity and beyond...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hTtsqiFCc

This is by no means his worsetest.
I don't think I can let you have that. This makes up for any minor indiscretions like that.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:58 am
by RockitRon
Psmith wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:21 am
In the olden days when the BBC would only play live music and not records,this bloke would murder the top twenty on a daily basis.
Emundo Ros

Light my fire

https://youtu.be/USh3DySAvmQ
At least he didn't sing on that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ava0WFx ... &index=373

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:01 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
Julian Mince wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:53 am
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:21 am
There were many, many covers made by this man who took self-parody and post-modern irony to infinity and beyond...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hTtsqiFCc

This is by no means his worsetest.
I don't think I can let you have that. This makes up for any minor indiscretions like that.

The Shat rocked with that one.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:47 pm
by Julian Mince
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:01 pm
Julian Mince wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:53 am
Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:21 am
There were many, many covers made by this man who took self-parody and post-modern irony to infinity and beyond...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hTtsqiFCc

This is by no means his worsetest.
I don't think I can let you have that. This makes up for any minor indiscretions like that.

The Shat rocked with that one.
Wait until I post his collaboration with Stevie Nicks...

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:55 pm
by Claude Balls
If you're talking about dubious covers

https://www.redbubble.com/i/duvet-cover ... id=1&pid=1

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:04 pm
by Gaspode
I'd rather not..

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:17 pm
by Gaspode
I'm thinking more about established (sort of) recording artists who should really know, or be advised, better.

Georgia by Michael Bolton
A prime example of taking a beautiful song and completely sterilising it, ripping any vestige of soul out of it. He did a whole album of covers in much the same vein, absolutely ghastly.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:18 pm
by Julian Mince
Anything by Michael Bolton is likely to be shite.

Re: The "Worst Covers.... in the World" Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:28 pm
by Gaspode
Julian Mince wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:18 pm
Anything by Michael Bolton is likely to be shite.
An unnecessary "likely to be" there Jules, otherwise spot on and positively Arpee like in wiseness..