Now it wants to be a "fisherthem"!
I blame Thatcher. Care in the community isn't working.
The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
He really is a throbbing member isn't he. Sorry I meant isn't that, no it, no them, oh fuck it...
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
How many women (the old fashioned type) do you see on trawlers?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Claude Balls
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Kate Winslet won't go near one, for obvious reasons
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
None. Y'see, they have a woman's hand! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
He only let go when he found out she was 25
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
What, ones without penises?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Yes.
Those dinosaurs.
Not a gonad between them.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
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Julian Mince
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- Joined:Tue May 12, 2020 7:33 am
- Location:Peterborough, England
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
He's really not helping his case is he?
Bollocks. They're really not helping their case is they?
Bollocks. They're really not helping their case is they?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Right first time Jules.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Before
After bumping into a prick
After bumping into a prick
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Claude Balls
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Mr Tickle is considerably more attractive than I remember
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
She came straight from work.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Who is she?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Dunno but it reminded me of the beginning of autumn term at school when me mam would insist I'd grow into the trousers/shirts etc.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Phillip Phlopp
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- Joined:Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:16 am
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
By saying 'My God' you are excluding other Supreme Deities and not being inclusive with those who do not hold religious beliefs.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: The "Sam Smith is a Bell End" thread
Careful now, or it's fatwa time.
There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger.
There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger.
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.