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It's big, but it's not clever.
Put it away Madge...
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Put it away Madge...
Those poses are virgin on the ridiculous
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Julian Mince
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Re: Put it away Madge...
Borderline filth if you ask me (which you didn't)
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Put it away Madge...
It's all a bit sad really.
She just can't accept that she's older.
I suppose it's because her whole personality and act was built on her being a sex-bomb.
People used to say "Who's that girl?" now it's "Excuse me granny".
She just can't accept that she's older.
I suppose it's because her whole personality and act was built on her being a sex-bomb.
People used to say "Who's that girl?" now it's "Excuse me granny".
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Claude Balls
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Re: Put it away Madge...
I'd just assumed the bottom thing was a Max Wall homage
Re: Put it away Madge...
She's the same age as Joan 
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Put it away Madge...
Which isn't too old, but I doubt that Joan often goes out in just fishnet tights.
I could be wrong.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: Put it away Madge...
Fishnet tights are my weekend attire I'll have you know...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Put it away Madge...
You filthy swine!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Put it away Madge...
Only at the weekends
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Put it away Madge...
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Put it away Madge...
Max was such a bad influence....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.