So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
- Phillip Phlopp
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Why oh why did they put them both on at the same time?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57198762
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57204585
Why oh why did they put them both on at the same time?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57198762
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57204585
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
I know which I'd like to watch, but no doubt I'll be forced to watch Vera or some other detective shite instead.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
I'll be washing my hair
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
I like Vera. I would watch Fawlty Towers reruns for the 154th time rather than Eurovision.
But to be honest now we can actually sit inside a building that serves booze I'll be doing that. With ourlass obviously.
But to be honest now we can actually sit inside a building that serves booze I'll be doing that. With ourlass obviously.
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
One Vera was enough for me. Can't stand that whining voice.
And why do the locations all have to be so bleak?
We'd normally be out on Eurovision night - always meet up with bunch of friends, to miss the ritual humiliation of Royaume Uni. Covid has put the kibosh on that.
And why do the locations all have to be so bleak?
We'd normally be out on Eurovision night - always meet up with bunch of friends, to miss the ritual humiliation of Royaume Uni. Covid has put the kibosh on that.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Is watching neither an option?
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Sounds like the only option to me, after I've wash my hair that is
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Germany!
That's my new favourite, after Sugar
That's my new favourite, after Sugar
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Finland = shite.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Bulgaria - bore fest.
Nobody cares about your dying dad.
Nobody cares about your dying dad.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
I'll take your word for it, though I'll bet they're no Coldplay....
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Hold up!
Lithuania is my new favourite!
Lithuania is my new favourite!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Ukraine WTF?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
France - Merde
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
If UK comes fourth we'll be lucky. That is, 4th from bottom.
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
So that went well. UK comes last, Glasto thing borked.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Cast you mind back dear reader to a warm day in May 1997 when New Labour under Tony Blair sweeps to victory and in the same month Blair's New Britain sweeps all before it at Eurovision. Fast forward to 2021 where during a cold, wet May evening Boris' Brexit Britain gets nul point. Coincidence? I don't think so.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Did we not win then?
I thought when they pulled off the skirts for shorter skirts the votes would pile in.
I thought when they pulled off the skirts for shorter skirts the votes would pile in.
"It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favourite species"
"Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"
"Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"
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Re: So, which live musical extravaganza are you going to watch tonight
Amanda Holden is trending on Twitter for some faux pas last night. Any ideas anyone?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.