https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... es-claims/
Judging by the bloke pushing him in the second photo, he still hums a bit.
Reason for edit: wrong Jules.
First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
It's a bit of a misleading headline though.
He obviously stank so bad that SHE wouldn't have sex with him.
I'll bet that he was quite happy to have stinky sex.
He obviously stank so bad that SHE wouldn't have sex with him.
I'll bet that he was quite happy to have stinky sex.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
But... but they were such a lovely couple
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
He could have got a blow-up woman that looks more natural than her, AND it wouldn't have a sense of smell.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Claude Balls
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Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
There’s a touch of the Imelda Marcos about her
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and more than a touch of Mattel
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
I know he played the Artful Dodger in the stage version of "Oliver!" but does he now think he's playing Fagin?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
Judging by the look on her face Phil pongs a bit in that pic...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
No. I just think that was the look on her face when it set, and she can't change it.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: First "Whiffy Jools", now "Stinky Phil"!
Is it me, or does it look like one nipple is pointing down and the other is point upwards? A bit like Marty Feldman's eyes, only vertical, not horizontal, and they're dirty pillows, not mincers. I'm talking about his wife, not Stinky Phil. And she looks awful - sorry, awfully like, a Thai bride, doesn't she? I wonder what interested her in the multimillionaire odorous rock star?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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She's not put her boobs into the dress properly Jules. There's an art to it.
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To be fair, she's probably not had them long.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.