When you think about it.

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When you think about it.

Post by Redpig59 » Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:20 pm

Nobody has heard The Monster Mash.
We've heard the song about The Monster Mash, but not the song.
I wonder what it sounds like?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: When you think about it.

Post by Claude Balls » Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:34 pm

A graveyard smash?

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Post by Redpig59 » Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:38 pm

Yes, but what does it sound like?
We need to know!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: When you think about it.

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Thu Oct 08, 2020 7:12 am

Don't ask, do it.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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Post by Gaspode » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:29 am

The Monster Mash is a dance...

https://youtu.be/sEFlIufXuss
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Post by Julian Mince » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:32 am

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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: When you think about it.

Post by Redpig59 » Thu Oct 08, 2020 12:02 pm

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A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: When you think about it.

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Thu Oct 08, 2020 12:12 pm

The only Dad joke I remember made by my Dad:

'Cat crept into crypt, crapped, crept out again.'
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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