Get me to the front of the queue!
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Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Get me to the front of the queue!
I think I'd prefer that to Gwynneth's candles.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Get me to the front of the queue!
I prefer my own farts..
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
Re: Get me to the front of the queue!
Surely burning a teenage boy's sock would get the same result?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.