Tsk. Women, eh?
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Phillip Phlopp
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Julian Mince
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
Typical female behaviour there. All they're interested in is getting that ring on their finger and their name on the house deeds.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
You can't live with them...
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
You can live without them though.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
Tsk!
Who's going to play football then?
Men?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
That's a fair point. Male footballers are a bunch of women, aren't they.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
There was a Spanish player yesterday who looked like she might have a willy.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:19 amThat's a fair point. Male footballers are a bunch of women, aren't they.
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Julian Mince
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
That's the Spanish for you - devious and underhand.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 12:56 pm
There was a Spanish player yesterday who looked like she might have a willy.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Phillip Phlopp
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
They have never forgiven the English for beating them at the Armada.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain
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Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
That's modern women for you.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 1:07 pmThat's the Spanish for you - devious and underhand.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 12:56 pm
There was a Spanish player yesterday who looked like she might have a willy.
Many of them have penises now.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.