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Gary Davies

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:57 am

He is obviously miles better than Vernon, and most of the Radio Two DJs.
What does he have to do to get a daytime slot?
He should pretend to be a trans woman.
That would do it.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jun 13, 2025 11:21 am

Oooh Gary Davies, oooh Gary Davies, ooh Gary Davies on your Ray-dee-oh One!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jun 13, 2025 11:22 am

See?
Everybody knows him.
Why can't they get rid of Buttmunch and give Gary a show?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Sandra » Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:00 pm

He hadn’t been on the radio for aeons till there was an anniversary on BBC Radio for summat and he was on talking to Simon Mayo. He’s got a thriving business doing something, I’m not that sure he’d want a daily show.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:15 pm

Perhaps not.
He just doesn't tick any boxes anyway, so is no good for Radio Two.
He isn't even gay!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:59 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:15 pm
Perhaps not.
He just doesn't tick any boxes anyway, so is no good for Radio Two.
He isn't even gay!
Or an annoying c**t.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Gaspode » Fri Jun 13, 2025 4:53 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:59 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:15 pm
Perhaps not.
He just doesn't tick any boxes anyway, so is no good for Radio Two.
He isn't even gay!
Or an annoying c**t.
Or both
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jun 13, 2025 5:07 pm

Gaspode wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 4:53 pm
Julian Mince wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:59 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:15 pm
Perhaps not.
He just doesn't tick any boxes anyway, so is no good for Radio Two.
He isn't even gay!
Or an annoying c**t.
Or both
Rylan!
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Gary Davies

Post by Lisa » Fri Jun 13, 2025 5:13 pm

Julian Mince wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:59 pm
Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:15 pm
Perhaps not.
He just doesn't tick any boxes anyway, so is no good for Radio Two.
He isn't even gay!
Or an annoying c**t.
Debatable.

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