Not the "Nicest Man in Rock" anymore!
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Gosh! I am surprised...
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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What a scamp.
What's the betting that her birth year begins with a 2.
What's the betting that her birth year begins with a 2.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Am I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
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You old Square!Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pmAm I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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You must know him.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pmAm I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
He looks a bit like the drummer from Nirvana.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Nirvana were a popular pop music combo in the recent past.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Does he only have one arm? That one? The only drummer I could identify is the fourth worsetest drummer in the Beatles.Redpig59 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:11 pmYou must know him.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pmAm I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
He looks a bit like the drummer from Nirvana.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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Aren't you the lucky one....Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:03 pmAm I the only person who has never heard of this man? I'm aware of the Foo Fighters pop combo of course but don't think I have heard any of their works.
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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No, the one armed one is Rick from Def Leppard.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:15 pmDoes he only have one arm? That one? The only drummer I could identify is the fourth worsetest drummer in the Beatles.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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What does he use when he wants to do a drum roll? Maybe best not answer that one.
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Fancy that.
Perhaps someone should have worn a condom?!
Perhaps someone should have worn a condom?!
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He has a very clever arrangement of pedals which he uses to trigger electronic drums.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:48 pmWhat does he use when he wants to do a drum roll? Maybe best not answer that one.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Let's not put the onus on Big Dave. I bet the woman told him she was on the pill and now has carte blanche to deprive him of his millions in maintenance payments.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Yes.
I doubt that this is his first encounter with a groupie, being one of the coolest guys in music (apparently).
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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I do tend to agree with that when I hear stories like this. However, maybe he should have thought about that possibility himselfJulian Mince wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:52 pmLet's not put the onus on Big Dave. I bet the woman told him she was on the pill and now has carte blanche to deprive him of his millions in maintenance payments.
Of course, there was an alternative which would have stopped him from causing all the upset in the first place.
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Yes, he could have stayed at home with a nice cup of tea.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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I think it might have been George Melly* who said something along the lines of being grateful of getting old and not having the mad monkey** of libido on his back all the time
*It could have been another 50/60s jazz musician
** It might have been another animal
*It could have been another 50/60s jazz musician
** It might have been another animal
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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