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- Sat Aug 09, 2025 9:34 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: They shall not grow old...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 54
Re: They shall not grow old...
Oh, well done.
- Fri Aug 01, 2025 11:15 am
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy birthday, Caroline.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 296
Re: Happy birthday, Caroline.
Happy birthday lass.
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 4:58 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Tsk. Women, eh?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 277
Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
That's modern women for you.Julian Mince wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 1:07 pmThat's the Spanish for you - devious and underhand.Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 12:56 pm
There was a Spanish player yesterday who looked like she might have a willy.
Many of them have penises now.
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:10 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Tsk. Women, eh?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 277
Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
Tsk!
Who's going to play football then?
Men?
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:07 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Tsk. Women, eh?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 277
Re: Tsk. Women, eh?
You can't live with them...
- Sun Jul 27, 2025 9:10 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy birthday
- Replies: 7
- Views: 211
Re: Happy birthday
He was, with a wicked sense of humour.
A loss to the board.
A loss to the board.
- Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:57 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy birthday
- Replies: 7
- Views: 211
Re: Happy birthday
Happy birthday mate.
Soon be...oh!
Soon be...oh!
- Sat Jul 26, 2025 9:37 am
- Forum: Food and Drink
- Topic: A must for all kitchens... but my guess is that you already have these
- Replies: 1
- Views: 278
Re: A must for all kitchens... but my guess is that you already have these
If you pray to Anoia, they don't stick.
- Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:55 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Well, I never...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 380
Re: Well, I never...
Last night, the band that I fulfil the bass playing duties in (rather well, I may add) performed at a private function in the very posh and swanky Haycock Manor Hotel in Wansford, near Peterborough. We discovered this morning that Pop Legend Dougie from the beat combo known as "McFly" was there and...
- Sat Jul 19, 2025 9:37 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: I don't think he was christened Jenny...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 109
Re: I don't think he was christened Jenny...
Jesus Fucking Christ!
- Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:23 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Kathy's Song
- Replies: 5
- Views: 255
Re: Kathy's Song
I thought that Paul Simon sang that, but Art is singing it now on telly. All those years I was wrong. My favourite Simon and Garfunkel song. (Sky Arts now). I thought your fave was The Boxer That's a point. Or The Only Living Boy in New York, or April Come She Will. It's an embarrassment of riches
- Thu Jul 17, 2025 10:10 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Kathy's Song
- Replies: 5
- Views: 255
Re: Kathy's Song
It's not Scarboro Fair though.
Tsk!
Tsk!
- Thu Jul 17, 2025 10:03 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Kathy's Song
- Replies: 5
- Views: 255
Re: Kathy's Song
He has the voice of an angel.
- Thu Jul 17, 2025 9:44 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Kathy's Song
- Replies: 5
- Views: 255
Kathy's Song
I thought that Paul Simon sang that, but Art is singing it now on telly.
All those years I was wrong.
My favourite Simon and Garfunkel song.
(Sky Arts now).
All those years I was wrong.
My favourite Simon and Garfunkel song.
(Sky Arts now).
- Sun Jul 13, 2025 9:35 am
- Forum: Music
- Topic: No you're not
- Replies: 2
- Views: 239
Re: No you're not
He has become really weird.
I blame that odd woman that he shares with everybody.
I blame that odd woman that he shares with everybody.
- Wed Jul 09, 2025 5:28 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Poodlepan
- Replies: 11
- Views: 621
Re: Happy Birthday Poodlepan
Those look heavy!
Is the dog going under it?!
Is the dog going under it?!
- Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:14 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Kenny Rogers sung a song about such a mishap...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 340
Re: Kenny Rogers sung a song about such a mishap...
Oddly enough I saw a stretch limo that had lost its front axle the other week outside Nantwich. There were a few girls in prom dresses crying at the side of the road, so I'm assuming their evening was ruined. Front axle you say? Yes it was, and it was nowhere to be seen. I admit that I was just dri...
- Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:03 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Kenny Rogers sung a song about such a mishap...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 340
Re: Kenny Rogers sung a song about such a mishap...
Oddly enough I saw a stretch limo that had lost its front axle the other week outside Nantwich.
There were a few girls in prom dresses crying at the side of the road, so I'm assuming their evening was ruined.
There were a few girls in prom dresses crying at the side of the road, so I'm assuming their evening was ruined.
- Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:00 pm
- Forum: Welcome
- Topic: Happy Birthday Poodlepan
- Replies: 11
- Views: 621
Happy Birthday Poodlepan
Almost in your forties love.
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- Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:13 pm
- Forum: Music
- Topic: I thought that he made it up
- Replies: 5
- Views: 291