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Saucy strumpet!
She will have outraged the blue-hairs.

Whistling Nelly Furtado as Wrighty used to call her?
Surely we've all heard of her?

Crikey!
I wouldn't have known it was her.

Yes, I could eat that.
I'm assuming that it's a savoury jelly.

Oh, well done.

Happy birthday lass.

Julian Mince wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 1:07 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 12:56 pm

There was a Spanish player yesterday who looked like she might have a willy.

That's the Spanish for you - devious and underhand.

That's modern women for you.
Many of them have penises now.

Julian Mince wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:08 am

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:07 am

You can't live with them...

You can live without them though.

Tsk!
Who's going to play football then?
Men?

You can't live with them...

He was, with a wicked sense of humour.
A loss to the board.

Happy birthday mate.
Soon be...oh!

If you pray to Anoia, they don't stick.

Last night, the band that I fulfil the bass playing duties in (rather well, I may add) performed at a private function in the very posh and swanky Haycock Manor Hotel in Wansford, near Peterborough. We discovered this morning that Pop Legend Dougie from the beat combo known as "McFly" was there and...

Jesus Fucking Christ!

I thought that Paul Simon sang that, but Art is singing it now on telly. All those years I was wrong. My favourite Simon and Garfunkel song. (Sky Arts now). I thought your fave was The Boxer That's a point. Or The Only Living Boy in New York, or April Come She Will. It's an embarrassment of riches

It's not Scarboro Fair though.
Tsk!

He has the voice of an angel.

I thought that Paul Simon sang that, but Art is singing it now on telly.
All those years I was wrong.
My favourite Simon and Garfunkel song.

(Sky Arts now).

He has become really weird.
I blame that odd woman that he shares with everybody.

Those look heavy!

Is the dog going under it?!