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We enjoy Eurovision in a postmodern ironic way. However we went to bed while there were still ten acts to go and as it was on record promised each other faithfully we would watch the rest but, to be honest, we couldn't be arsed and watched Come Dine With Me next day instead.

The castrato's song was pants as well.

As Britain single-handedly won the war (twice) and freed Europe from tyranny then we should jolly well be given the Golden Buzzer (see Britain's Got Talent for Golden Buzzery usage) and win every year.

I thought I asked you not to call me Ploppsy when we are in company?

Bugger. Forgot.

Feck!

As I mentioned some time ago we are selling Phlopp House, it would have been on the market for two years come June and have the perfect buyer with no property to sell. I was once a very positive person but over the last decade or so things have been very difficult so when the buyers wanted a survey ...

I would have thought that most top pop artists visiting America will always remember John Lennon's last words, 'He just shot me'.

What does https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwRjKZRjcHTtPzmfYnJKEwmebj6TZu3vkglkoOgRjgJFGlMilHLT4YB7rWA2lE1_-3GA7ydDg1jfc75BMfoNR_Mw see in multimillionaire... https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUQvrUaHVk2C5WnNWT5IZIGehXA3wAbkuZOvzW1qJopSQ7AeinULFSlgv9GN4ZyGUW...

Happy Birthday Mo, and to Claire, your twin

Great tune...

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Julian Mince wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 27, 2025 2:53 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 27, 2025 1:07 pm

May I give you 'I've never been to me' by Charlene. Please, take it?

Oh, I've been to Niece

You filthy swine!

Hah! I didn't notice that... I cut and pasted the lyrics off a lyric site.

May I give you 'I've never been to me' by Charlene. Please, take it? Oh, I've been to Niece and the isle of Greece While I sipped champagne on a yacht I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo And showed them what I've got I've been undressed by kings And I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed t...

Isn't "ooh yeah, get down muther fucker, I'll take your for a ride in my German whip you bitch and I'll fill you full of lead" a line from 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'? George Formby's copyright estate would be outraged.

I'd agree with many of these, some I had never heard of but...

...brace yourself for a clickbait question...

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO WAS NUMBER TWO!

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I don't like to mention my classmates who went on to become famous. It's true, Piggy is subject to nine NDAs with various rock stars and starlets and a pinky promise with Paul McCartney never to reveal that it was actually Piggy who wrote both 'Yesterday' and 'We All Stand Together with the Frog Ch...

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 09, 2025 10:18 pm

She doesn't sing like him though.
Who does?
Natalie Cole that is.

Didn't she release an album of them singing duets where her voice was added to his original recordings? Nice, but a tad spooky.

The postie will be struggling under the weight of his sack as he delivers to Mr Echo

Only Jade can forgive completely and will joyfully give fulsome forgiveness.