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I never liked Holly Johnson. A typical affected gay.

Happy birthday! x

There's another one about a bird of prey who only flies at night - Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark. I think yours is better though PP

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 12:56 pm

There was a Spanish player yesterday who looked like she might have a willy.

That's the Spanish for you - devious and underhand.

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:10 am

Tsk!
Who's going to play football then?
Men?

That's a fair point. Male footballers are a bunch of women, aren't they.

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 28, 2025 11:07 am

You can't live with them...

You can live without them though.

Typical female behaviour there. All they're interested in is getting that ring on their finger and their name on the house deeds.

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:55 pm

Nice to get some positive feedback from a peer.

Well, quite.

Oooh I like Jule$ and Ol Mince! I'm not sure how it came up with "Big Bertie" - perhaps my reputation has spread wider than I had imagined?

Last night, the band that I fulfil the bass playing duties in (rather well, I may add) performed at a private function in the very posh and swanky Haycock Manor Hotel in Wansford, near Peterborough. We discovered this morning that Pop Legend Dougie from the beat combo known as "McFly" was there and ...

I'm sure his, sorry - her - intro on melodion is something to behold...

Very good PP!

Sue Lawley next?

Will Smith thinks he's Welsh: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdjxm88rk4go

I suppose everyone has to agree with him to avoid getting punched.

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:03 pm

Oddly enough I saw a stretch limo that had lost its front axle the other week outside Nantwich.
There were a few girls in prom dresses crying at the side of the road, so I'm assuming their evening was ruined.

Front axle you say?

You picked the wrong time to leave me loose wheel....

Have a smashing day Poods! xx

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 08, 2025 5:58 am

I was going to say Edna fingers her organ but that would be a bit rude.

You filthy swine!

Redpig59 wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 18, 2025 11:08 am

Hmmm...I would wonder in what form is this DNA being distributed?
His skanky wife has form.

Yes, anyone who gets on the wrong side of her needs to exercise caution when opening any turd sized parcels.

https://hellorayo.co.uk/planet-rock/new ... bourne-dna

I think the world needs ten more Ozzy Osbourne's. It's a shame that I've only managed to scrape £329 together.