Suze - bad news!
- Julian Mince
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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
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Re: Suze - bad news!
Does Mrs Fat Dancer have chafing issues?
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
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- Julian Mince
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Re: Suze - bad news!
He should be done under the Trades Descriptions act. He's nowhere near as fat as the original.
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Suze - bad news!
Unless he's going through a Stevie Wonder phase, what's his excuse for dressing like that?
I once had a whim and I had to obey it
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
To buy a French Horn in a second-hand shop;
I polished it up and I started to play it
In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop.
Re: Suze - bad news!
We need a rolling pin emoji
He does wear some odd clothes sometimes but I don't care
He does wear some odd clothes sometimes but I don't care
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Re: Suze - bad news!
I thought this was going to be a link with Gary Barlow onClaude Balls wrote: βWed Jan 20, 2021 10:41 amThere's a ready-made replacement on here
https://celebvm.com/p/blobbiewilliams
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
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Re: Suze - bad news!
Re: Suze - bad news!
He even sounds like him, the same droney voiceClaude Balls wrote: βWed Jan 20, 2021 10:19 pmNo - this is a Gary Barlow link
https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
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Re: Suze - bad news!
When Gary Barlow appears on the TV, both Mrs Mince and I go "Gary Barlow" in the same droning voice. The long winter nights simply fly by, I can tell you.SuzySu wrote: βThu Jan 21, 2021 9:34 amHe even sounds like him, the same droney voiceClaude Balls wrote: βWed Jan 20, 2021 10:19 pmNo - this is a Gary Barlow link
https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
Re: Suze - bad news!
If he appears on our TV a swear word or two are uttered & it's turned off/overJulian Mince wrote: βThu Jan 21, 2021 10:46 amWhen Gary Barlow appears on the TV, both Mrs Mince and I go "Gary Barlow" in the same droning voice. The long winter nights simply fly by, I can tell you.SuzySu wrote: βThu Jan 21, 2021 9:34 amHe even sounds like him, the same droney voiceClaude Balls wrote: βWed Jan 20, 2021 10:19 pm
No - this is a Gary Barlow link
https://celebvm.com/p/garybarlowlookalike
My Son Says I'm The Best Mum In The World
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Re: Suze - bad news!
" ...and I said what about Fat Gary BarlowJulian Mince wrote: βThu Jan 21, 2021 10:46 amWhen Gary Barlow appears on the TV, both Mrs Mince and I go "Gary Barlow" in the same droning voice. The long winter nights simply fly by, I can tell you.
She said I think I remember the twat
And as I recall I think we both kind of hate him
And I said well that's the one thing we've got"